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Ava Maria needs your help

June 2, 2011
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Ava Maria needs your help

Earlier when we reported about Ava Maria’s inaugural football season, it was met with some resistance. Putting the negative comments aside, the 2011 Gyrenes are gearing up for their inaugural football season which is quickly approaching. Unfortunately, the university is dealing with budget concerns and may have to implement pay cuts, among other things, for the athletic department. With budget cuts looming, there are also concerns regarding the financing of an on-campus home football field. To bolster the budget,...

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“VEST IN PEACE” Jim Tressel

June 1, 2011
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“VEST IN PEACE” Jim Tressel

At first, the Family Clothesline in Happy Valley decided to cash-in on former Buckeye coach Jim Tressel by mocking him with the “Legends” and “Liars” t-shirt. It now appears the trash talking has moved north to Ann Arbor, Michigan. The maize and blue may have created one of its better rivalry motivated shirts with the launch of the “VEST IN PEACE” t-shirt. As facts continue to surface in OSU, there will certainly be no shortage of jokes aimed at...

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Minor league baseball team takes shot at Jim Tressel

May 31, 2011
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Minor league baseball team takes shot at Jim Tressel

The Fort Myers Miracle, a Class A affiliation of the Minnesota Twins, recognizes the impact Ohio State’s Jim Tressel left behind amidst serious NCAA violations looming over the Buckeye nation. So much so, the minor league baseball team announced a unique promotional night to temper the havoc caused by Tressel who surprisingly submitted his letter of resignation yesterday. The Miracle will have a “Rest the Vest” night at Hammond Stadium this Monday when the team hosts the Jupiter Hammerheads....

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WVU’s OC Dana Holgorsen drinks himself to embarrassment

May 25, 2011
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WVU’s OC Dana Holgorsen drinks himself to embarrassment

West Virginia’s current offensive coordinator and head coach-in-waiting Dana Holgorsen had a drunken laden incident at the Cross Lanes Mardi Gras Casino and Resort this past Wednesday. Apparently, Holgorsen was keeping with the West Virginia spirit by having a few too many drinks while rolling the dice. At approximately 3 a.m. on May 18th, Holgorsen became visibly intoxicated and refused to cooperate with casino management all while disturbing the patrons of the Mardi Gras Casino. Casino security had enough of Holgorsen’s...

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Jimmy Clausen returns to ND, picks up diploma

May 23, 2011
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Jimmy Clausen returns to ND, picks up diploma

With the NFL lockout in full swing, players are finding creative ways to keep busy during the downtime. This past weekend, former Irish QB Jimmy Clausen certainly did not waste his time as he earned his bachelor’s degree graduating this past Sunday at Notre Dame Stadium. In December 2009, Clausen declared that he would forgo his senior year and head for the riches of the NFL. He never earned enough credit to receive his degree, much to his mother’s...

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WVU ponders beer sales at Mountaineer Field, fans displeased

May 18, 2011
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WVU ponders beer sales at Mountaineer Field, fans displeased

According to Princeton Review, West Virginia University was the #4 party school in 2010. For some, a top five finish is very respectable. However, WVU’s athletic director, Oliver Luck, wants to be number one. In a vain attempt to reach the pinnacle of drunken debauchery, Mr. Luck proposes the introduction of beer sales at Mountaineer Field. His goal, among other things, is to increase concession stand sales and limit drinking before entering the stadium. For those lucky few who...

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Maryland is down to two QBs

May 17, 2011
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Maryland is down to two QBs

The Maryland Terrapins have seen some significant changes in the front office with the departure of former head coach Ralph Friedgen and the surprise hiring of Randy Edsall. With new top brass calling the shots, change always follows. During the spring game, Edsall boasted a new look offense and defense with numerous players playing different positions. However, with all this change, comes a reason to worry. Maryland QB Danny O’Brien, ACC Freshman of the Year, is set to take...

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Jerry Jones taps into the rich resources of USC

May 12, 2011
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Jerry Jones taps into the rich resources of USC

Jerry Jones just officially launched an offshoot of his Cowboys Merchandising Ltd. company called Silver Star Merchandising. The goal of Silver Star is to lure top college athletic programs with the hopes of banking off of the program’s success with the sale of logo branded apparel. Jones’ first victim was the University of Southern California. According to Trojan athletic director, Pat Haden, the university just inked a 10-year deal giving Jones exclusive rights to manufacture, license and distribute Trojan sports...

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