Posts Tagged ‘ Paul Wulff ’

Two Cougars have too much ganja, dismissed from team

December 8, 2010
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Two Cougars have too much ganja, dismissed from team

The Washington State Cougars’ (2-10) roster was reduced by two today with the dismissal of safety Jamal Atofau and linebacker Andre Barrington. Back in October, the two redshirt freshmen were suspended from the team after Pullman police discovered 38 marijuana plants growing in the basement of their rental home. After the discovery, the university did not dismiss the players because officials were waiting for the investigation to conclude. However, head coach Paul Wulff finally had no choice but to dismiss the...

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Cougars top list: Worst team in the BCS

August 13, 2010
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Cougars top list: Worst team in the BCS

There is much debate as to who is the best team in the nation, but there is absolutely no controversy when labeling the worst team in the BCS. This illustrious honor goes to the Washington State Cougars. Folks over at Pullman were blanketed in conference play last year and haven’t won a road game since George Bush was in office. Thank the lord Jesus they did manage one win last season in an OT miracle over Southern Methodist University....

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Washington State Cougar banned for substance abuse

July 28, 2010
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Washington State Cougar banned for substance abuse

Because Washington State football woes cannot seem to catch a break, it’s only fitting that defensive lineman Dan Spitz has been ruled ineligible for the first 9 games of the 2010 season. Spitz, a redshirt sophomore, must ride the pine after the NCAA determined he violated the banned substance abuse policy. Though the NCAA will not disclose the results of the test, use of stimulants, steroids, or other diuretics may trigger a positive result. Players are encouraged to consult...

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QB Lopina fed to the Wulff

September 15, 2009
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QB Lopina fed to the Wulff

In an attempt to win a game, Coach Paul Wulff continues to shuffle his lineup. The most recent victim was senior QB Kevin Lopina (6’3, 228 lbs.). To replace the senior QB is redshirt sophomore Marshall Lobbestael who, if you’re from the Washington area, will recall was the 2006 Class 4A Player of the Year by the associated press and Seattle Times. Hopefully, Lobbestael’s presence will spark a somewhat ineffective offense and wake-up the loyal fans at Martin Stadium....

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RB Ivory Dismissed from Team

August 11, 2009
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RB Ivory Dismissed from Team

It looks like its getting a little worse for Washington State and Coach Paul Wulff. The Seattle Times is reporting senior RB and Texas native Chris Ivory has been kicked off the team for violating team rules–missing too many practices. Ivory has amassed a paltry 534 rushing yards in 3 seasons with the Cougars. He is buried deep in the depth chart behind the likes of RB Dwight Tardy and RB James Montgomery. The Cougars did not see much of Ivory...

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